
Presented by You’ll Miss The Tide Productions
By Vaness Bates
Meg and Tim want to have a baby. So do Jen and Bill.
They’ve given up sushi, alcohol, soft cheese and wine. They’re good people, they’ll be good parents right? And they are all such good friends.
They deserve this, Right?
A black comedy about infertility and infidelity and how it feels when you seem to be failing the human race.
“Vanessa Bates’ play opens up a dialogue on very sensitive issues. She has the ability to address the problems that infertility can cause in relationships with humour, sensitivity and candour.” — Stage Whispers
How much will you sacrifice to get what you want?
Playwright Vanessa Bates is an acclaimed Australian writer known for her sharp wit, emotional depth and darkly comic insight into human relationships. Her works often explore the complexities of modern life — love, family, loss and the absurdities that lie beneath everyday existence. Her writing has earned multiple nominations and awards, including the prestigious AWGIE Award, confirming her place as one of Australia’s most distinctive and courageous theatrical voices.
DIRECTOR
Ben Simpson
Presented by You’ll Miss the Tide Productions
as part of Season 2026 presented by VW Commercial Vehicles.